You know you're in Micronesia when...
1) Your luggage gets bumped off a flight to make room for 14 coolers of fish.
2) The power continuously goes off.
3) You're wondering if you'll ever have dry clothes again from all the sweat.
4) It is perfectly normal to drive a car where you have to roll down the window to open the door from the outside. (But the window rolly-down-thingy is broken, so you actually have to get it off the floor and hold it with one hand, while cranking it with the other hand.)
5) You're okay with the lizards being in the house. They eat the ants.
6) You're the fastest driver on island. (Speed limit is 35...so slow.)
7) You get up and go to bed with the sun.
8) It is perfectly acceptable to eat a bag of dried mangoes for supper.
9) You realize it has been 9 days since you fixed you're hair....and there is no end of that pattern in sight.
10) You're so happy because the beaches, spa, and flowers are just so beautiful!
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